A.P.B

Not sure who released the news of my newly found single-status but nonetheless the word is out. Ex boyfriends and old acquaintances unite and have managed to crawl out of the deep, dark crevices of the earth to send their condolences and to ask me out. Ahahaha!! According to my horoscope in Essence this month I should beware. No need to revisit the past I say. Yes I still sometimes think of you but mostly I find this all amusing that after so many years, relationships, tears, and miles you still think of me. Am I emitting some type of special pheromone that only single women release? Either way, I'm not interested. In my heart I know what I want and if I haven't said it to you then please note you are not the one. Thanks but not thanks...