Why every time we hang out at that after-hours spot do I end up harmed?! I am really starting to live up to this nickname Penny
:(
So here are the top 5 reasons why I'm not drinking again (well drinking more than 2 martinis)...
5. Having the rams will get you hurt especially when you're only 5'1 and apparently attack yourself in your sleep.
4. My tolerance shuts down somewhere between 2 and 3 1/2 apple martinis.
3. Hangovers are not a good look including the one I had that lasted til this morning.
2. Bruises aren't cute; particularily the ones you don't remember getting.
and the #1 reason why I'm not ever drinking more than 2 martinis... I HAVE A DIVISION SIGN ON MY FACE!!!
5 comments:
HOW IN THE WORLD........!!????? Ok, no more for you.
YES!! I woke up Sunday morning with a bloody scrath on my nose. Very strange.
LMAO, hahahahahahahah i should have told you that boy scratched you in the bar place. lol
i laughed but its not funny. i feel unincluded. what the hell happened?!
Yo that division sign comment made me Crack Up!!
Ha! :)
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